• Greeting card with the phrase "You're basically just dust at this point" and sad cartoon dust pile illustration
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Caffer's Art

"You're Basically Just Dust" Funny Sympathy Card for Exhausted Adults

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Feeling like a walking pile of regrets and existential dust? Or know someone who's been absolutely pulverized by adulthood? Then this hilariously depressing greeting card is the perfect way to say: “I see you, and yeah, you're basically just dust at this point.”

Whether it’s for a burned-out friend, overworked coworker, or that one family member who still hasn’t recovered from 2020, this card delivers dry humor with a touch of tragic accuracy.

Blank inside: for your own sarcastic sympathy

Card size: 148mm x 148mm

Card stock: 300gsm smooth white

Designed by: Independent UK LGBTQ artist Sarah McCaffrey

Comes with a kraft brown envelope

Because life is a relentless dust storm

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