Caffer's Art
Merry Clitmas Christmas card
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Celebrate the season the only way women truly understand… by honouring the clitoris with a Santa hat. This “Merry Clitmas” card is the ultimate festive wink for your partner, your crush, or the friend who laughs hardest at anything even remotely clit-related (so, basically all of us).
Featuring my very wholesome, extremely educational cartoon clitoris dressed for the holidays, this card is equal parts naughty and adorable. Perfect for queer couples, mates, and anyone who wants their Christmas cards to be slightly inappropriate and scientifically accurate.
Spread festive cheer. And maybe legs. Up to you.
Blank inside: To apologise for your choice of card
Card size: 148mm x 148mm
Card stock: 300 gsm smooth white
Designed by: Independent UK LGBTQ artist Sarah McCaffrey
Comes with a kraft brown envelope
A card that hits the spot
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