Caffer's Art
Joyless Ct Birthday Card: Funny Rude Birthday Card for Friends with Zero Feelings
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Looking for the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday” to your emotionally unavailable spouse, friend or coworker? Say no more. My Joyless Ct Birthday Card** is the ideal blend of dark humour, rudeness, and affection (if you squint hard enough).
Featuring a joyfully illustrated cartoon woman mid-celebration (ironic, I know), this card is for those who hate birthday fuss but love a savage laugh.
Blank inside – like their soul
Card size: 148mm x 148mm
Card stock: 300 gsm smooth white
Designed by: Independent UK artist Sarah McCaffrey
Comes with a kraft brown envelope
Let them know you're thinking of them, even if they wish you weren't.
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Shipping
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UK ORDERS
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Orders over £50 - Free delivery (UK only)
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
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Returns
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