• Funny yeast infection greeting card with cartoon of angry woman jumping and scratching her vulva. Text "Your first yeast infection."
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Funny Yeast Infection Card: First Time Itch Humor Greeting Card

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Welcome to adulthood, where awkward firsts become hilarious milestones. Introducing the “Your First Yeast Infection” Funny Greeting Card. The perfect blend of dry humour, relatable pain, and a dash of cream (because, well... you know).

Featuring a cartoon of a woman scratching her vajayjay with rage and discomfort, this card commemorates the unwelcome fungal fiesta that is a yeast infection. It’s the ultimate way to say, “Sorry you’re itchy, but at least you’re not alone." 

Blank inside: for your own inappropriate message

Card size: 148mm x 148mm

Card stock: 300gsm smooth white

Designed by: Independent UK artist Sarah McCaffrey

Comes with a kraft brown envelope

Warning: May cause minor flashbacks.

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