Funny "Close, But Not Quite Yet" Grim Reaper Greeting Card – Dark Humour Get Well Soon Card

Ever had one of those moments where you thought, "Welp, this is it," only to dodge fate by a hair? This darkly hilarious greeting card is for exactly that vibe. Featuring a cartoon of the Grim Reaper looking upset as a sassy character narrowly avoids their final appointment, it’s the perfect card for anyone who’s had a brush with disaster and lived to laugh about it.

Whether you're shopping for a friend who survived a health scare, just escaped a bad decision, or simply someone who enjoys a healthy dose of morbid humour, this card delivers the message loud and clear: "Close, but not quite yet."

Blank inside - for your own inappropriate message

Card size: 148mm x 148mm

Card stock: 300gsm smooth white

Designed by: Independent UK artist Sarah McCaffrey

Comes with a kraft brown envelope

Perfect for over the hill birthdays, get well soon or the friend who jokes about death more than they should