Chubby Cheeked Poop Machine Greeting Card

Celebrate the arrival of a brand new baby in the most honest way possible. Featuring a cartoon of a chubby cheeked newborn surrounded by... well, questionable brown splatters, this card is perfect for parents who appreciate a good dose of dry humour (and are knee-deep in nappies).

With the message: "A brand new chubby cheeked s**t machine", this card says what everyone's thinking but too polite to say out loud. Ideal for baby showers, new arrivals, or just to keep the nappy-changing spirits high, it's a must-send for those who understand that parenthood is equal parts joy and bodily fluids.

Blank inside: so you can leave the perfect sentiment 

Card size: 148mm x 148mm

Card stock: 300 gsm smooth white

Designed by: Independent UK LGBTQ artist Sarah McCaffrey

Comes with a kraft brown envelope

Ideal for baby showers, new arrivals, or just to keep the nappy changing spirits high, it's a must send for those who understand that parenthood is equal parts joy and bodily fluids.